Exchanging private jokes or goofing around is a good way to have fun, isn't it? If you say yes, send me your sweetest message. Make sure it's really overloaded with sweetness. Or else, I might not be able to notice it, luv.

Reading sex stories online is what I do during my free time. It's not that I am addicted to sex, it's just that through reading sex stories, I get to have my sexual fantasies and carnal desires attended to.

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

Keeping myself entertained during my days off (yes, I still work in an office at my age) has always been easy. Luckily I found pornography! Partner that with my trusty dildo and I'm all set for the weekend.

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.

I would often fantasise about playing with myself while my male mates watch on. Or get fucked hard by a dishy stranger. I'll pretend that I didn't know they were there, moaning and writhing to my heart's content.