I did not come here to have something serious or romantic with any of the fine lads here. What I came here for is something more interesting and exciting. So, the only reason why I came here is to search for a dishy lad who wouldn't mind if I become ...

I have a long-term boyfriend so I did not come here to be in a relationship with someone. I just came here to have some discreetly naughty fun with a lad who has a lot to offer when it comes to messing under the bedsheets.

All the best things in life happen at the most unexpected time. I've been waiting for decades for the best thing in my life to happen. However, nothing of such a scale has occurred so far. Maybe a fine lad can finally let me experience the best time ...

Been on dating sites for a while, but I decided to stop and went soul-searching. The experience was something I'll never want to be erased from my hard drive or should I say my sexy brain. I look forward to having more good memories.

Having a soak in a warm bath with a glass of red wine in hand at the end of a tiring day is just bloody blissful. I do have other ways to release the tension and stress that accumulated throughout the day, but they're of the "dirty" kind.

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...