I have one secret I should tell you. I don't sleep in my bed (serious). Where do I rest my body at night? You should guess, but I'll tell you. I find it more comforting sleeping on the sofa or on the bean bag.

I'm not in a hurry to find love. I'm still young, and I want to enjoy life before trying to be in a serious relationship. I'll just keep flirting until I decide I'm ready to stop being single. When that time comes, I know a fine lad would find me.

I won't waffle around and just get straight to the point, I want to find the best way to satiate me when I'm alone at night and only have my hands to accompany me. I reckon that young lads are quite well-versed in the art of pleasuring a woman no mat...

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

Quality over quantity, always. Particularly when it comes to sex, I fancy a good long thorough shagging than multiple quickies that didn't satiate my needs even once. I wonder if I'm going to find a partner who feels the same way.

Some people compare me to Snow White because of my pale white skin, my red kissable lips, and my black hair. I may look like her but I promise that I'm not daft as a brush like her. Anyway, who among here agrees that I'm similar to Snow White?