Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

I shall let you experience another thing, which I know you'll find tempting and satisfying as well but you have to be mindful that women should be pleased first and not men!

I am here most of the time because I have nothing better to do. It's difficult being a caring lady that has no one to take care of. I am looking for someone who can entertain me when I am bored. I may even treat you well, depending on how much satisf...

When it comes to serious and romantic relationships, I can say that I am the type of lady who has been in the wars. I have suffered a lot because of my exes and I can't bear to take any more heartbreak. So, who I am looking for here is the kind of bl...

Don't hesitate to be dirty and naughty while you are chatting with me. Unlike other women, I am not the kind who takes offence when someone is overly sexual while talking to me. I actually enjoy it better if our conversations can creat erotic sparks ...

If you are willing to tell me what makes your mind tingle, then I’ll definitely show you bits n’ bobs about myself. If my proposal sounds good to you, why don’t you send me an interesting message. Let’s see where things will take our advances...