My flat is cold, so to make my bed warm, I lie in bed and stimulate myself. I have a lot of juices in my fanny, so I squirt a lot. After I cum, I have to change the covers of my bed. You might think that I sleep after that. You're wrong. I continue t...

Reading sex stories online is what I do during my free time. It's not that I am addicted to sex, it's just that through reading sex stories, I get to have my sexual fantasies and carnal desires attended to.

There's something about men with a beer belly that makes me want to offer my cunt to them. I am not sure why, but I have this weird attraction ever since I was young. I actually prefer lads who are around my age because their body is so irresistible ...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Dogging is what I want to try soon. My past sexual affairs have always been private, and it makes me a little bored. I don't feel the excitement anymore. Maybe dogging could bring back the excitement I once had before. I miss that old self of mine.

Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.