I listen to podcasts when I don't want my eyes to get tired from looking at the screen for too long and when I want to learn more about sex and other stuffs. If I'm not with my phone, I'm reading a book while drinking coffee.

I am a perfectionist. I always try to do everything in the most perfect way that I could think of. I just love it when things go according to plan. Now the only thing that is missing is a bloke who can initiate all my dirty master plan on having fun ...

What does it take to turn on a lady such as myself? Why not start by telling me all the fantasies you always wished to come true? Does it involve getting tied up? How about spanking? How hard is the shagging like?

A bloke with nice hands and a huge dangly-bits is what I have been craving for. I desire someone who has hands that can cup my strawberry creams perfectly and who has a junk that can please my fanny in the best way possible.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

If you are looking for that one woman who can tease and please you in bed in a heartbeat, today must be your lucky day. It’s time for you to stop your search because I am right here. I know a lot of ways to please me and completely satisfy them und...