A pretty lass who hates Monday. It's like my body naturally knows that it is Monday. My body refuses to leave the bed and my mind only wants to be blank during this day. My crazy weekend party routine might be to blame, but still, Monday is absolutel...

Taking time out at the end of the day to get the tension out of my body and satisfy my aching quim is the part I always look forward to. Through the years I have figured out the perfect way to have me creaming my knickers in no time. Would you like t...

If you want to be happy and delighted, you should choose a lass who can understand you and give you what you deserve. She should be happy for having a proper lad such as yourself. You don't need to search far and wide for that kind of girl. You are a...

Spare me from the typical bouquet of flowers or the scenario where you get down on your knees with a ring. Let me tell you darling that I'll only tarry here a little. Don't think about giving me a kiss either. You might be wondering what this lass wa...

I am looking for someone who may compliment my outgoing personality. I love doing outdoor activities and extreme sports. I also enjoy a bit of camping whenever I have a lot of free time. I am a bit exhibitionist, so public sex is also an activity I e...

I am a newbie to this kind of stuff. So please be patient with me because I don’t really know what to expect. If you have interesting and embarrassing stories about online dating that you want to share, feel free to message me. That would be a grea...