I know I shouldn't be playing with food but the thought of a cock covered in whipped cream has me soaking. I have a sweet tooth and even if I know I should be dialing it down, I get dessert whenever I can.

What my workmates like the most about me is that I grasp the nettle. When there are work-related problems, I do my best to solve it as soon as possible. Anyway, if you are having problems with your sex life, don't forget that I'm here!

I miss licking someone's penis. I wish I could drag anyone into my flat, but I'm not that desperate. I'm a woman with needs, but I know my limits. I'm not the kind waits for a bloke to flirt with me with his eyes or messages before I do the same.

It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.

I always look forwards to the weekends. My weekdays are full of stressful events due to work, so I tend to go all out and blow some stream on weekend. It's kinda boring to do it alone. As such, I am looking for someone who can make my weekends a lot ...

The most important thing for me now is having someone who can show me how to have a good time. I don't give a fuck about having a man who will live with me for the rest of my life. There are only a few years left in my tank, so I want to spend it in ...