The rain leads me to a time when I was an innocent, playful kid who loved soaking in the rain. If I could choose where to have the next place for a nice sex, I'd want it in a park while the rain is pouring down.

Do you want to drink beer or watch TV to relax? Or do you want to read books in bed? That's lovely. Because I can be your partner who loves reading and drinking beer, though I have to admit red wine is better. You know what else I fancy in bed? A goo...

Young men make me cream crackered. Emotionally and physically. They tyre you out because of there tenacity and agility. Now I think older men are much better and they have more to offer fancy passion and maturity when ye 're both in bed.

If I were to have three wishes from a genie, it would be - magnificent sex, zillions of pounds, and immortality. I'd want to have an infinite life with unlimited wealth, for I'm fond of having a shag with young and old men.

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.

If you are looking for a lass who will be loyal, faithful, and love you with all heart, then you are looking at the wrong profile. I am nothing like that. I can't give you a warm comfort or whatnots. The only thing I can offer is wet cunt.