I can be the most gentle lady who'll be by your side when you feel blue. I can be the best cook who'll prepare scrummy dishes that suit your tastebuds. But... I can also be the wildest lady when you need to have a release.

Pros: - I give a good jobby. - I don't have a gag reflex. - My feet are soft. - I like snogging in cars. Cons: - I can't reach the top shelf without the help of a ladder. - Drinks excessively. - Will hog the sheets.

I can be the best thing that could happen to you right now. A single message is all it takes to make your night a bit better. Tell me, what's holding you back from sending me a message? Is it because I am old and wrinkly?

One thing that I learned through the years is that young blokes know how to handle older women better. I'm not made out of fragile glass and they catch on pretty quickly. Hard and sweaty shagging that leaves me content is the best kind.

I don't think that nice guys finish last, I quite fancy them more. I want to be treated with respect and be taken care of in every aspect, especially when I feel randy and want to suck on a throbbing cock.

I would often be found in the kitchen puttering around. Cooking, baking, washing the dishes, or arranging the groceries. I'll let you in on a cheeky little secret, I'd do those chores wearing nothing but an apron when I feel randy.