I always love hearing a good dad joke. I know someone would say they're insufferable but I don't really care. If you're the type of lad that has oodles of 'em then drop me a chat, I'd fancy getting to know you better.

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Divorced and looking for a hookup. I'm hankering for a cock to gag on, it's been years upon years since I've had a good thorough shagging. I do not want to waste my time sitting around when there's plenty of fit blokes out there who can ravish me.

There would be no end to all the struggles in life, so one should just enjoy the ride and make it all worthwhile. I know this is a bit weird to say on my profile, but I am looking for someone who agrees with me on this.

When I was a young lass, I never understood why older women preferred to hookup with lads half their age. Now that I'm at such age, I get it. Wanting a bloke that would not doze off after they finish is essential. I've never felt this horny and depri...

I love it when lads to the initiative and chat with me first. However, I am aware that this might be a bit difficult now that I am old and wrinkled. Nevertheless, I still want to experience the titillating sensation of having a nice lad message me fi...