I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...

I get hurt whenever people call me a slag because it's not really true. Well, I may act like a whore but I am confident to say that I am not one. I may be very slutty and naughty most of the time but I can promise that there will not come a time that...

Fit gents with spectacles get me excited. Maybe I still have that professor and student fantasy that never seemed to see the light of day, I want to find a young bloke to take on disciplining me. Sometimes it's the youthful ones that know how to puni...

If I could choose a celebrity who I can fuck with, I would choose Zayn Malik. He is super hot and he has a wonderful voice that will make any girl's panties fall to the floor. I also love his beard and I bet that his beard will be quite ticklish to m...

Moving into a new flat to live on my own is a big adjustment for me. Not just because of my age but also for the lack of companion. I would love to chat up with a bloke who can offer me interesting conversations and playful exchanges.

What do I like first thing in the morning? That's easy. No other than oral sex. What kind of man am I looking for? A man younger than me. They're more active in bed. How many times do I use my sex toys? A million times. Can't count them.