When I'm knackered at the end of the day, the best way to release tensions is to aggressively ride a dipstick. I'm not even kidding, despite me being middle-aged, I am still as horny as I was when I was in my 20's.

I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...

It'll be bloody great if someone here passes my standards. I am not asking for much. All I want is a proper lad who is bold, playful, and willing to try out naughty and weird things on the bed. I am quite a daring lass who will not shy away from unus...

A companion is what I seek but short term relations are fine too. I'm a romantic at heart which is why I still have high hopes that my knight in shining armour will come my way. But I am not deluded enough to deny myself of some saucy fun.

Been yearning for a strong tongue to stimulate my clit and enter and fuck my pussy hard. Been yearning to be with a lad whose desire will grow stronger and stronger as he looks at my captivating face.

I have come to the conclusion that the best way to give a blowjob is to ask the bloke how he likes it. Though there are some who don't quite know how to ask for things. Which is why I base what they fancy on how much they moan and writhe.