I am not the one you're looking for because I am way beyond your standards. I know this may sound like I am boasting, but I am just stating some facts here. If you are curious what made me say such things, then don't hesitate to send me a message.

I once caught a mate of my son with his pants down because he thought beating his bishop in our living room was a brilliant idea. Nevertheless though, I gave him a "hand" just so he wouldn't feel so embarrassed about the whole ordeal.

Blindfolds have a different appeal. I don't know why but I love to make my partners wear them and let them guess where my hands are going to roam next. I get surprised with the younger ones, they are rather quick on their feet and often right.

Sometimes I can't help but remember the exciting days of my younger years. I was pretty wild when I was a young'un. If only I can bring back those days, I would be so happy. However, I need to accept that those days are gone, and my life has become n...

I never married due to the fear of being disappointed. I've always been comfortable alone but now, at the age I'm in, I would love to find a partner who can take care of my needs. I want to feel the sexual satisfaction that comes along with it too.

If you like to distract my attention from entertaining other men here, add a strong flavour of naughtiness to your message. Make it so peppery, honey. And be consistent. Only then will you take my breath away.