I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

If you want your knob to be handled and to be taken care of properly, I suggest that you send me a message as soon as you can. I am known to be the lady who knows lots of certain techniques to please a man's knob.

I don't like to be controlled, but I don't want you to have the wrong idea. I'm not dominant either. I want equality between me and you. We should both have the freedom to be gentle and wild in bed whenever we want to.

Overall, I've been living a marvellous life. The only thing missing is a lad that would treat me right when the night falls. I'm not getting any younger, yet my randiness did not decrease even the slightest bit. I'd even go as far to say that I am ga...

People say that money can't buy happiness, but a shitload of money can get me a large pizza and a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti. If that doesn't make me happy, I don't know what will. Do you agree with me? You are free to challenge my opinion...

I make a blowjob hotter by doing it at a breathtaking spot like on the beach. I'm done with doing it in a car. Every blowjob should be super hot and not boring that's why I plan how to spice things up.