Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Call me old fashioned, but when a guy handles my mood swings well and pampers me like a princess, it's only right that I reciprocate his efforts. And that is through sending him a letter or a DIY card with the most romantic messages. Once my creativi...

Some people don't like me because I don't smile often. I've been told that I have a mysterious look. I look like I'm up to something even when I'm not. Why people these days so quick to judge?

The most important thing for me now is having someone who can show me how to have a good time. I don't give a fuck about having a man who will live with me for the rest of my life. There are only a few years left in my tank, so I want to spend it in ...

I'm petite but you have no idea how many rounds I can take in a night. Usually, I keep on going until my body collapses. Other times, 10 to 15 is enough. Most of the time, it depends on the kind of sex - BDSM, rough sex, or intimate sex.

A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.