I am far from being senile, I have energy that could compete with most young lads now. I may not be as good at pulling gents as I did before, but I guarantee a good time and pleasurable experience to those who do fall for my charms.

It's about time that I put my flirting skills to use again. I've been lonely for so long and am quite tired of waiting around. I am anticipating the naughty conversations and getting my knickers ruined by randy lads.

Fond of cooking and baking topless or naked, just have to put on an apron to not get splatters on me to be honest. Everyone loves my pie, especially hearing fit blokes whimper and moan as soon as they taste it, if you're catching on to what I am that...

I would love to have hands other than mine to touch my naughty bits and make me ache with need. It's difficult to feel desirable, especially at my age, but I am not giving up hope that there are still lads out there who would love to spend their nigh...

Favourite food: Pasta and pizza Favourite drinks: Strawberry or mango smoothie Favourite time of the day: Night only (It's when the magic begins) I've got more to talk about, but you should message me if you want to know more about me. That'd be...

I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...