This may sound a bit sad, but I am still looking for my knight in shining armour who can save me from this boring life. I know that I am a bit too old to believe that fairy tales happen in real life, but there's no harm in believing that a man who wi...

Booze. Chips. Sex. Video games. I think that sums up who I am and what I love about life. I'm an introvert so staying in is not a problem for me. I would even spend hours in bed just wanking or shagging a fit lad until both of us are fully satiated i...

Not that person who steals her partner's food when she couldn't decide what to order. Well, sometimes I do, but I don't proceed to eat all of the food he ordered. When I do reach for his food, it's to have a taste of it and decide if I want it too.

I'm not some old bint who'll fumble around in bed when it comes to shagging. I'm far from it. I kept up with the times and have been around a few lads who taught me a lot of neat tricks. Now I'm looking forward to new partners who would love to show ...

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. Well, I beg to disagree. Those people have obviously never been inside my bedroom before. I am not boasting or anything, what I’m saying is simply the truth. If you want to find out why, you shoul...

Now that I'm an adult, I like to pretend that I'm a fairy godmother granting the wishes of men, most especially their dark fantasies. Share with me your dirty fantasies, and we'll try to make it work.