Having a soak in a warm bath with a glass of red wine in hand at the end of a tiring day is just bloody blissful. I do have other ways to release the tension and stress that accumulated throughout the day, but they're of the "dirty" kind.

Love is all about taking care of each other. My life is already busy as is. I don't have the time or energy to take care of another person. As such, I am not here for love. I just want to have a bloke who can chat with me when I am bored. Let us have...

I'm not the materialistic kind of lass, but geezers easily catch my attention no matter how far they are. It's great to see men in suits and boots. They're very dapper, and it looks like they have a bath or a shower every day, making them smell good.

I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

I am the type of woman you want in your life right now. I can do many things for you, especially inside the bedroom. I will be the best and greatest lady in the world for you. All of these are possible if you will only let me. A single message from y...

Going out and spending my time until the wee hours of the night in pubs is something that I miss. Ageing has made my body feeble, so it's highly unlikely we'll bump into each other some time in the future. For now, what can both bring us happiness is...