I've been a tamed lady my whole life and I think it's about time to change all of that. Spending my youth being a prude was a disastrous thing. Decades in and I still have a lot to learn when it comes to shagging. Time to release the beast and hoping...

So many men these days claim to be a full box of chocolates, but when's it's time to open the box, you will see nothing but chewy candy. I guess it's my mind's way of telling me that I deserve the sweetest and the best.

I'm usually not the type to complain but, bloody hell, what's a bint got to do to get a good shagging? I left my good for nothing husband because I always had to fend for myself since he'd be too tuckered after finishing.

I possess innocence, but behind this innocent veil is a lass who is wild in bed. I'm a beautiful creation of the Universe who has the power to transform into a slapper who can make all of your fantasies come true.

I won't waffle around and just get straight to the point, I want to find the best way to satiate me when I'm alone at night and only have my hands to accompany me. I reckon that young lads are quite well-versed in the art of pleasuring a woman no mat...

I may be randy all the time, but I'm not a whore or a slapper. Stop having that impression that I sleep with all the men I meet somewhere. It's hard to believe with the way I look and dress, but if you try to know me better, you'll know it's the trut...