Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Not all women are brought to this world with sugars and rainbows. There are some who have been sprinkled with a little bit of bitterness and some pebbles. I am the latter and if that’s what you’re looking for, then why don’t you leave me a vagu...

"Live in the moment and learn from the experience", those are the words I abide by. Finding a bloke who enjoys life as much as I do is the main goal. Flirting and exchanging naughty thoughts are welcomed too.

I may be past my prime, but that doesn't mean that I turn sour. I think you should know that when I reach this age of mine, that's the time when I have become more sexually active. I can't even last a day not talking about sex or worst not shagging.

I have a lot to offer and not just my tits and butt. I'm the most accepting woman you'll ever know. Your flaws and past don't matter to me. I am gonna accept you with open arms as long as you have an adventurous personality and a nice smile.

I am looking for a bloke who can show me how to have a good time. We can start of by exchanging exciting messages that could lead to both of us touching ourselves until we make each other cum at the same time.