Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

If I could go back to my past and fix what's broken, I wouldn't want to do it. Never. I'm happy for who I've become. I have bewildering sexual experiences that I wouldn't trade with anything. It's what makes me.

The wildest place that I've shagged a bloke in is at the cinema while we were supposed to be watching a horror movie. He had to shove his fingers into my mouth at some point because of how I was moaning so loud.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

I'm not afraid of getting down and dirty with a bloke. I can be the the woman of your dreams that indulges you with amazing blowjobs and wouldn't even mind if you fuck my throat until you spill your cum. I'd happily swallow every single drop.

This tantalizing lady may be a bit old but her sex drive hasn't died down. She still goes to parties and drinks like a fish. When she is sloshed, she turns into a different lady who accepts any challenge. Whatever kinks and fetishes you have, she'll ...