Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Booze, sex, and discos are my life in the past. I still enjoy occasionally being knackered, but having sex and going to discos are a tad challenging for me to do now that I am old. If only there's someone who can help me do both, I would die happy.

Not to brag, but I've been told, I'm one fine bint. Don't be fooled by my doll- fancy chevy chase. I may butcher's shy and timid on the outwith, but I'm bleedin' aggressive and outspoken. Especially in the bedroom, I can make sure to make thou cum al...

Here's the deal. I am looking for someone who can rough me up hard in the bedroom. I would like to be treated like a total slut and banged like a real whore. Leave me a message if you can do that. I hate it when men try to be gentle with me just beca...

I'm no beauty queen, so I'd prefer a guy who sees something in me that worth keeping. A guy who can unveil my best assets and help me overcome my so-called imperfections.

I'm not a self-centered lass who's only in love with herself. I'm a beautiful giver which means that I make sure my partner's needs are met before I take the gifts or treats that he's ready to shower upon me.