I grew up reading or listening to fairytales which may explain why I had high standards when I started dating blokes. These days I just want to have a dick in my sopping quim as much as I can. Not that I lowered my standards, more of being realistic.

Right now, all I can say is that I am on a sticky wicket. I am torn between becoming a nice person and becoming an even naughtier and dirtier one. Is there someone here who can help me decide? Message me!

Being in a relationship (short-term or long-term) means being part of a solid team where there's love and respect. While I can't promise to be a part of that strong team forever, you can have me as long as you want.

A beautiful face that deserves your scrummy spunk. I'm a certified swallower who'll take all of your string of pearls as you shower them onto my face. I'll also drain your balls to the limit! You'll love it, honey.

I grew up in the countryside so my knowledge about what's happening in the big cities is limited. I've just been here for a few weeks now and I am very keen to explore. Not just places but also the people I could meet! If you're up for this adventure...

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...