I am nothing but an old lady wanting to find someone special before it's too late for me. I hope you wouldn't mind my age. It seems now that I am older, I can literally feel that life is short. As such, I would like t to enjoy it as much possible.

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

I know that I may not look like the kind of lady who does deepthroat or maybe the lady who rides on top of a man like a professional rider. But I assure you that I'm not what I look like. I am actually excellent in bed and I promise that you won't be...

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

What I like to do the most is spending some time in the watering hole together with my mates and making sure that I get all the hard drinks that I want until I get tipsy but not up to the point that I am as drunk as a lord.

For the past few weeks, my life has been nothing but dull as a ditchwater. And I’ve been looking for ways to turn it into something more exciting and meaningful. Any help from a charming lass will be greatly appreciated.