Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

All through my life, I've decided that I shouldn't let anyone have me without signing that paper of imprisonment. But I don't like to be left clueless as to h0w sex feels. Anybody wh0's willing to teach me the art of love-making is free to hit me up.

I'm a fighter who keeps going even if my legs hurt as a result of endless shagging. Let me tell you that I like a little pain during sex. It amps me up, making me kiss you hard as well as touch you here and there.

I wish superpowers were real. If I could have one, I'd choose to be able to teleport from one place to another. I'm so naughty that I want to have a taste of men I like whenever my pussy nudges me to.

I am a bit sensitive between my thighs, so if you want to give me the pleasure I deserve that is one way to go. Licking my clit while fingering my cunt will surely result in a powerful gush of sweet pussy juice. Do you want to try it out?

I'm a fan of raves and knees-up, so I love Fridays. I normally have such a busy week, and happy Fridays help me be full of beans again for some pub hopping. Though I stop myself from drinking too much to avoid being arse over tit, especially if a dis...